It’s mid-life crisis time, it’s mid-life crisis time, da da da da dee doe, it’s time to start the show…
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It’s mid-life crisis time, it’s mid-life crisis time, da da da da dee doe, it’s time to start the show…
Chapter One,
In which I tell you that this is my official dietary update. Hallelujah and praise be. It’s been exactly five months, from July 1 to today, December 1 that I have been eating Primally.
Peaches took these creepy pics of me modeling the chicken feet. I have ten pounds of the stuff in my freezer.
I think my daughter has a hot bod. She’s five. I’m possibly deranged. But. Speaking of butts. Her butt is a taut round peach. Smooth too.